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(Article updated 12/30/17)Ah, that moment when you know it’s right.

You couldn’t possibly imagine a life without him or her.

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An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening.

"I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs" he said. A short while later, I heard screams and saw the cop being chased across the field by my prized bull. I threw down my tools and ran to the fence and shouted, "Your badge!

She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40.

A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?

A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.-Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore.

I’m afraid to.” An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.” His brow furrows and he straightens up. ” She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. ” He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty…

“Well, can I please see the registration of your car? The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!

Police officers know which questions to ask — and listen carefully to the answers.

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